What did you say?

Grrr! UPS and I have had a pretty darn good relationship until recently. It started to go south a little when the package I sent to Andre did not show up until very late the day it was to arrive. UPS had me wondering if it would even get there that day! They pulled it off and saved themselves with me that day.

Today is a different story! I called a guy at UPS a DICK! Yep I did and I am proud of it! He was being a DICK! Everytime I tried to ask him something, he would start talking right over me! He did this about 5 times before I said to him..."your kind of a DICK aren't you?" yep, Dick, you heard me right! I don't care if your name is really Dick! You were a Dick and you are probably one of those guys who think that they are smarter than all women! Well Dick, I am blonde not stupid! And I am certainly not a Dick! Dick asked me to repeat my question about being a Dick because ya know Dick was talking over me so much Dick didn't hear what I said! So in my own sweet way ( and I was nice both times when I said this) I repeated myself and said "your kind of a Dick aren't you?" Dick heard me this time! Oh yeah Dick heard me! Told me that that was not very nice! REALLY! OMG, I didn't know I was being unkind! I said "It is unprofessional of you Dick, to interrupt my questions to you and assume (you know the, ASS out of ME & U deal) you know they answer before I ask the question, DICK! I kept calling him Dick..hehehe. He did not like that very much, but he wasn't going to give me his name sooooo, Dick it was!

Needless to say I did not get anywhere with him before or after I called him a Dick. Julio's package is out for delivery some where in Campinas Brasil? Does not sound much like Belo to me. Being that it is 10 pm there now! I am thinking it will not be delivered. If it is..or was...that would be nice........UPS will not be much help at this point! Dick probably wrote on the computer under my tracking numer......Sender called me a Dick! So now everyone is forwarned about little ol me the lunatic who calls people Dick.....lol Such a trouble maker I am!