NBC Television Network Olympic Commentators slip ups

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during
the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weight-lifting commentator:
"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during
her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator:
"This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience
since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast:
"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst:
"Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none
of them really that serious.

5. Softball announcer:
"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing
again."

6. Basketball analyst:
"He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can
see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony:
"Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox
of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator:
"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the
field."

9. Tennis commentator:
"One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final
round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I
just said?"