You Know it's Halloween When.........

People come to me for medical advice......Don't ask me to take your temperature...I am sure neither of us would come out of that alive

People come to me for legal advice....Here's your advice.....Stay out of trouble and quit selling yourself on the street corner..(that would be legal and medical advice combined)

People come to me for financial advice....Give me a break...I don't balance my own account

People Come to me for spiritual advice.....hmmm last time I went to church...dunno

People come to me for career advice.....pluuuleeeez...career??? Just get a stinkin job

People come to me for parenting advice......People, grow up yourself before you try to raise other dysfunctional people

People come to me for relationship advice......What am I? Match.com?

What is it? Why me? It is that tattoo! I tried to remove it with sand paper (forehead is pretty bloody and damaged now) but apparently it is still there!