A smart girl..........

A smart girl would not have waited til her honeymoon to establish the rules of marital bliss! That thought coming from a blonde no less........I can be pretty smart when I want to...

The couple finally gets married and in the honeymoon suite, the man takes off his pants and tosses them to his new wife and says " put those on" She pulls them up to the middle of her chest and says " these don't fit me! And the man says " and now we know who wears the pants in the family"
The wife ( all pissed off ) takes off her panties and tosses them to the husband and says " put those on!" He tries but they only get just past his knees and says "I can't get into these" And she snaps back with " and that's the way it's going to stay until your attitude changes!"