UPS Has until 7:00pm

I am going nuts here waiting for this package to be delivered.......It went out on the UPS truck this morning before the sun came up.......If they don't get it there soon...........FUR WILL FLY! Cat fight people........I will call until I get the results I want! Yes!!!! It's time to call the men with the little white coats........I have almost gone over the edge here! I'm sorry......I know this seems next to ridiculous.......But I want Andre to have his package TODAY!!! Maybe I had to much caffeine......Yeah that must be it.....All those decaf lattes have finally caught up with me! I need a diversion.........My fingertips are bleeding from all the furious tapping on the desk waiting for the package to be delivered........Ok! Fine I will try to find something else to occupy my time........Now you have all experienced me completely nuts!........Let's all hope it doesn't get worse.......Or I might call the authorities myself!
I am going to go compose myself now......and later I hope to post the picture of the majority of things I sent to Andre!