Getting high at work

We are finishing up the rehab project at the property I work at. It is a good thing too because what should have taken 4 - 6 months to complete, has taken over a year!

Today was caulking and Bondo day. If you are not sure what Bondo is, I will explain.....there are two uses normally.....3 after today. The first and most widely applied use of Bondo is to cars, generally used for Auto body work.

The second use (which is really not a use at all, but stick with me here) is for women who use excessive make-up applications.....we call these women....bondo jobs.....there is a bit of a mystery here as to why women would apply make-up so heavily, but then again, maybe we are better off not knowing what is beneath all that Bondo they apply.....I for one do not come from that school of make-up application......I go with the "less is more theory" which could be equally disturbing on a really bad day.

I discovered today the third use of Bondo......no cars or make-up deprived women today....no, this was all about my office! Pat (Jack of all trades, master of none) decided that Bondo would work good on the frame of my office door. This is a reasonable application for Bondo, works on the metal cars, works on the metal door frame, so go for it! However no one read the warning label on the package of Bondo........let's be realistic here......the person mixing and applying the Bondo has no concern for the side effects.........in fact he may welcome them... Hence we come to the title of this post.....and maybe the reason why Bondo was such an important use in this case, especially for the person doing the application! (I will stick with a beer or a good Caipi Vodka...lol....actually I like tequila) Back to the Bondo and lack of reading warning labels....I have concluded that Pat does not care about the side effects.........nor does he seem think about the side effects for others.....MOI! It took about 10 seconds for the over powering smell of the Bondo to reach me.....Holy cow Pat are you trying to get me high?.........little chuckle from Pat......definitely no concern.......about that same moment one of my residents stands up and says..........Oh yeah that will get you high! I used it for years..........all I do is shake my head (after my burst of shocked laughter) and save myself by calling it a day........don't worry I have all my blonde capabilities intact.......no loss in that department......maybe a little enhancement??? I guess we will see.........beijos