My Car.....

There are several things I love about my car! It is a Mitusbishi Montero LTD. It is fun to drive, It looks great and sporty and I can have 7 people in it too. The one thing I like the most is the stereo! Love listening to good music, LOUD.......especially if I am alone! Today I was cut off, left out in the proverbial cold, crying in my coffee....My stereo/CD player went out, froze up, kicked the bucket.......It so hard for me to drive my car without listening to good music.....Can you imagine? I drive in silence....I didn't know Blondes could do that...The guy at Mitsubishi in Wayzata told me to sing to myself........Hello Mitsubishi buddy! I am no Norah Jones......If I sang in the car without any music to cover up my voice.......I would hurt my ears and probably go deaf.........yeah DEAF.......then, why bother to have a car stereo....can't listen to music if your deaf!!...I can't get an appointment until Wednesday.....seems like a year from now!.....and Mitsubishi won't have a new stereo/CD player in stock and will have to order one......I told the guy.......HELLO....Order it today! I don't want to wait........Oh sorry ma'am.....(call me miss please.......I'm not crippled and gray yet) We can only order that part after we determine that it isn't working..........I told you it's not working..........what, do you want it inscribed on a tablet.........this is what my girlfriend would call Stereo Rage.........some people have road rage....me, Stereo Rage.........GET ME MY MUSIC BACK NOW!! whew....well I am glad I got that out........